BareText™
This is the official specification of a new markup language that I just invented, being sick and tired of markdown, multimarkdown, github-flavored markdown, org, redmine, wiki, textile, fuckdown, and other fabulous, all different, plain-text “markup languages”.
Plain text is great, when it comes about writing plain text. Please leave my plain text intact.
Syntax
Just type the goddamn text and it'll come out literally.
License
This document can be freely redistributed according to the terms of the WTFPL. You are free and encouraged to implement a BareText™ processor in your websites or any other kinds of software applications, without even giving me credit for this amazing specification.